Week Two Analysis: While we may never know the answer to the question of whether Sebastian Janikowski is wearing a "mirdle" or Spanx, we can say with some certainty that he can kick the hell out of a football. While SeaBass only had two attempts last weekend, he made the kick from 51-yards look effortless. Miami's defense can't figure out a Zip Lock bag let alone how to prevent teams from scoring. Shayne Graham made six of his seven kicks against the Dolphins last week.
Week One Analysis: In his 12-year career, Sebastian Janikowski has now played the San Diego Super Chargers 24 times (Week 1 will be number 25). That equates to a full season and a half of games. What have we learned? He's made 30 of 39 kicks against San Diago and all 44 extra point attempts. This equates to about two extra points and a field goal in each matchup. Few kickers have the ability to hit from distance like Janikowski, but few kickers have a more mysterious offense as well.
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